Fidel Castro has issued the following statement through John Edward. Not John Edwards, the former aspiring Democratic candidate, but John Edward, the guy who telepathically talks to the dead and to those somewhere in between.
"Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You could lie there thinking, "At least I'm not dead.""
Yes, he plagiarized Rosencrantz of "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead." But he claims he has been working with Rosencrantz for a few months now. He continued with: "I neither will aspire to nor will I accept, the position of president of the council of state and commander in chief." He said he was having too much fun in his new surroundings. Virgins everywhere.
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