White House

Hillary's Fractured Fairy Tales: Part II

"Hey Bullwinkle, watch me pull another Superdelegate out of my hat!"

Clinton Likens Herself to 'Rocky'

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle

Hillary's Fractured Fairy Tales

"Truth Be Tame"

Clinton Says She ‘Misspoke’ About Dodging Sniper Fire

CHOICE POINTS: MCCAIN, LIMBAUGH & THE WATERFALL EFFECT

Choice Point, infamous for the 2000 Florida debacle with chads hanging here, there, and everywhere, announces the sale of their company.  Interesting timing since this is the year of a Presidential Election.

McCain may have had an affair with a woman by the name of Vicki Iseman.  Her profile has suddenly been removed from the website of the company she works at.

Rush Limbaugh makes the suggestion that Bill have another affair, this time with someone very young, in order to bring back life into Hillary's campaign.

A few other suggestions:

Senator McCain, give Choice Point a call.  As staunch Republican reporters, they most likely would be honored to create a new profile and history for your lady love, Ms. Iseman.

Senator Hillary, give Matchmakers a call and have them line you up with a hot twenty-something year old ASAP.  Becoming a cougar is just what your image and campaign needs.